Alternatively, manoeuvre two of your metacarpals and the tissue that surrounds them to rest gently on the A and the D keys of your alphanumeric input device while your thumb hovers eagerly above the spacebar: ready to strike down at any moment.
A game about a passive-aggressive ninja. Water is his mortal enemy, one which he has yet to defeat. I suggest that you do not brave a conflict until you are fully prepared to accept the consequences.
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Made with Edward, =GirlFlash's totally rad flash platformer engine. [link]
WHY CAN'T I ADVANCE?!?!?!?!
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